heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

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completely-dunn:


wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

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logicians:

tailgating ur minivan so i can watch Finding Nemo with ur kids

(via assbutt-in-the-garrison)

skypestripper:

im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning

(via rustyavocado)

So excited about this color palette!!! Purple and pink heaven!! Pattern: Geometric Lace #etsy #ravelry #hexagon #pink #purple #crochet

So excited about this color palette!!! Purple and pink heaven!! Pattern: Geometric Lace #etsy #ravelry #hexagon #pink #purple #crochet

A pale palette just perfect for a cool Spring! Sunburst Flower No. 3 || Continuous JAYG instructions and the blanket tutorial ft. links to Priscilla Hewitt’s pattern are all on my CypressTextiles.net site #etsy #flowers #crochet

A pale palette just perfect for a cool Spring! Sunburst Flower No. 3 || Continuous JAYG instructions and the blanket tutorial ft. links to Priscilla Hewitt’s pattern are all on my CypressTextiles.net site #etsy #flowers #crochet

adamusprime:

i’m bringin sexy back. it was defective. yes, i still have the receipt. thanks.

(via shine-bright-like-obsidian)

marianmaidenrose:

fallingaroundagain:

lupeylycan:

un-balanc-ed:

thatwrongthing:

this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy

that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel 

this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction

my shirts always fit: a man’s tale

what shirt: a nudist au

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